Wednesday, October 26, 2005

charming people

ok, for the record, i hate charming people. not just the mildly charming, i can deal with them ok, but the amazingly, mindblowing, lay it on with a trowel charming people. those people you can see, not even have to talk to, in a supermarket or equally innocuous place, and suddenly drop 20IQ points and lose the ability to breathe. you know the ones i mean. those people with whom the whole world falls down and you become a tongue tied ignoramous. when i say i hate them, i mean that i hate the way i become around the supremely charming, as its impossible to hate the people themselves, simply because theyre so damn charming.

having said this, i intend to become one of them. one of those people around whom others splutter and choke and make themselves look total fools. this is my goal, just to increase my already existing fabulousness by a few notches, shouldnt be too hard. i'll let you all know when it happens.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well then..

6:02 pm  
Blogger Mephistopheles said...

speaking of the smiths and charming, my favorite song right now is "this charming man."

Also, if you've ever seen the really crap film version of East of Eden, which is totally wrecked in every way except saved by James Dean, the guy who plays Aron is without a doubt the most charming man I have ever seen. His hair, eyes, voice, everything. Plus he makes the god all pretty people, James Dean, look like a retarded gnome who had sex with golem.

7:33 pm  
Anonymous bec said...

indeed . charming people suck

6:14 pm  

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