jeffries the mighty sock lord

in other news, we have had a recent initiation in our sock dominion. his sockname is JEFFERS LORD OF THE SOCKS and it shall be feared throughout the lands as your rightful lord and master; all outside the noble rank of socklord shall bow to the infinite sockish wisdom!

note - those of un-sock class are to be reminded that they are required to submit as many knitted socks to fuel the armies. any failure in this respect and the punishments will be serious!