Count Sockular

Count Sockular, that most brave and adventurous of adventurers has completed a test of noble knighthood and passed into our hallowed ranks. all of inferior rank and station must now bow to him in his sockish wisdom and might, as to all in our order. his might shall be recognised across our lands, and any failure to comply will result in hefty and frequent punishment
this edict sent down from
your sock-sent mistress
Sockleena