Friday, August 05, 2005

breakfast

ok, i think im losing my mind. and im certain ive lost my breakfast. i just dont know where its gone. one minute i was quietly wandering through my house eating my cereal and soy milk, and then suddenly my cereal was gone. just wasnt there anymore. i looked and looked but no cereal came to sight. it was gone. im shattered. my whole sense of being and self worth is gone with breakfast.

apart from the devestating moral and psychological effects of this; the feelings of abandonment, loss and grief; i must later go home and search on for a bowl of congealed carbohydrate goop. such a wonderful job.

2 Comments:

Anonymous bec said...

somewhat unrelated but have you read teh conspiracy theories about how abbey road alludes to paul macca being dead ?

apparently he died when he was 28 & the paul we see now is some actor dude they hired lol . google it sometime its rather amusing !

9:51 pm  
Blogger Mephistopheles said...

I think that Wings' album Band on the Run, conclusively and incontrevertibly proves that Paul is not dead.
Either that, or Paul's replacement fake paul is also a fantastic musician.
Plus even if Paul isn't dead, all that album cover evidence (out of step, red flower/black flower, hand over paul) sure means that Paul got all the sweet spots on the covers, all the attention drawn to him. He must have been shagging the graphic designer.

10:17 pm  

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