a rant, and other insanity

haha, my darlings i have returned. well, actually ive been reading the comments for a little while and i just had to say something.
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i'm sorry, but you all need to get a life!

well, onto life in general. in summary, iwork i eat i sleep, i tlk to people who would rather not have me bothering them, and i work some more. and i go to the gym. and life goes on and on and on with its sense of inevitability and crushing complacence. but thats for another day, franky i'm not in the mood to pour out my soul's discontent for the purposes of light entertainment.

what i am willing to pour out though is my feeling of pure contempt for the world in general, and hypersensitive teenage girls in particular. i mean, take this poor excuse for a sentient being for example;

"Dear Advice Girl,I have liked this guy for a while and he knows I want him to be my boyfriend. He told me he loves me but he has his eye on some other chick. He knows how badly I love him but he keeps hurting me like this. Should I give up on him or should I just be patient until he wants to be my boyfriend???? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Signed, Poor Confused Babe

i mean, come on girly, get yourself a life, and a spine, its not life or death. in fact, its not even interesting. more nauseating really. i mean, its this kind of stupidity that really makes me sick, what the guy in question needs is sterilization, and the girl should be boiled in oil. god, why waste your time and energy on such pointless, tiring crap?!
i think, judging by the current climate of our world, and the exponentially declining intelligence of our youth, a new class should be introduced in schools. it shall be called 'humiliation' and be compulsory. in thiss class a humiliator will insult the students for 45minute blocks, in an effort to make them understand how stupid and pathetic they truly are.

this concept could be carried through to the workplace. this idea came to me suddenly at work yesterday when confronted by a pair of the most poncy, unbeleivable people ihave ever seen. the coke reps. youknow the ones that i mean, the 20something blokes with the terribly sensitive faces, the square jaw, rimless glasses, black-sublty-checkered pants, blue-and-white-checkered shirt, fair caramelly hair, delicate ears, comfortable sqaure toed brown leather shoes, straight nose. the ones you see all the time with their satchels on trains in the afternoons with their ears attatched to their incredibly trendy mobile. the ones who you feel should be attractive, but repel every sense purely because they completely lack a spine or any sense of individuality.

these people make their living discussing the relative prominence of theshelves in our fridge. they consciously promote diet products, knowing full well that theyre pumped full of carcinogenic artificial sweeteners and know things like the percentage of total sales accounted for by juice. to me, looking at them was like staring full in the face of evil. i felt at once that it would be good for both of these young men if someone was to come once a week and degrade them before colleagues. thus, they would lose that horrible sense of slimy self satisfaction and be less unpleasant as a result.

anyhow, i should probably stop ranting and go have a nap. or i might go watch th rat man for a while. i'll find something productive todo anyway.
and i will post again soon, when i'm feeling slightly less malevolent and vindicitive
stay tuned
rani